Tired of Getting Rejected by Traditional Lenders?
We Make Crazy Loans. Deals No One Else Will Touch.
If everyone else said no, we're probably your best yes. Apply today and get funded in as little as 5 days.
Start Here — Crazy Fast Loan Application:
Up to $5M Funded Fast
No Credit or Property Restrictions
Approvals in as Little as 24 Hours
$5M
Max Loan Amount — Yes, Really
24 Hours
Typical Approval Time
100+
Crazy Loan Types Funded
Why Borrowers Are Choosing the Crazy Route:
Let’s face it, banks move like sloths on sedatives.
And they definitely don’t like borrowers with complicated situations.
At We Make Crazy Loans, we say yes when everyone else says no.
Whether your property is unusual, credit score is microscopic, or deal is just flat-out weird, we’ll fund it if the LTV makes sense.
No FICO Restrictions
Seriously, we’ve funded 392 credit scores.
Nationwide Lending
No town too big or small for us.
100% CLTV Financing
Buy without using a cent of your own cash.
No One Else Said Yes?
We’re the Crazy Ones Who Just Might.
How We Make the Impossible Possible:
We Don’t Care About Credit
We Don’t Mind the Weird Stuff
We Only Care About Equity
What Happens When You Go Crazy
Why We’re Faster Than Anyone Else
We’re a Direct Lender, which means there’s no middleman.
All underwriting decisions are made in house which means we can approve, underwrite and fund quicker than anyone in the country!
Our team has decades of experience evaluating deals at lightning speed.
Whether you’re facing foreclosure, buying at auction, or just need to move fast, we’re structured to say yes when everyone else says no and do it in record time.
All approvals and funding done in-house, fast and hassle-free.
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We’ve Funded the Weirdest Stuff You Can Imagine
Here's just a sample of the crazy loans we’ve done:
How to Get Funded (Without the B.S.)
No endless paperwork. No financial gymnastics.
1.
Apply Online
Tell us what you need and what you’ve got.
2.
We Review & Call
A human (not a robot) calls you same-day.
3.
Get an Offer
Usually within 24–48 hours.
4.
Fund Fast
You could be funded in just 5 days.
All You Need to Do Now Is Click Below & Start Your Crazy Loan Application
The Loan World’s Wild West and We’re the Sheriff
When nobody else wants to ride into town with you, we will.
Loans up to $5M
No Credit? No Problem.
100% Financing Possible
Weird Property? We’ll Look.
Funded in as Little as 5 Days
Still Not Sure If We’re Crazy Enough for You?
You’ve got questions? We’ve probably heard crazier.
Whether your deal involves burned-down buildings, exploding gas stations, or 200+ credit inquiries...
...you’re not too crazy for us!
We’re not your average lender and you’re not the average borrower.
If you’ve got equity and a deal worth funding, we’re ready to roll.
Click the button and let's get crazy.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you really not care about credit?
Nope. We’ve funded 392 credit scores and even clients with no credit at all.
What kind of properties will you lend on?
You name it: goat farms, strip clubs, gas stations. As long as there's equity, we're open to it.
How fast can I get funded?
We've closed in as little as 5 days. You could get pre-approved in 24 hours or less.
Do you work with brokers?
Absolutely. We love brokers!
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